2020 Rudolph (sleigh bells jingling)

Rudolph the red masked reindeer

Never had to quarantine,

But when he crossed State borders

Premiers would start to scream.

With all the new restrictions,

Rudolph pulled the whole damn sled!

While all the other reindeer

Got drunk and just stayed in bed.

Then one Covid Christmas Eve

Pfizer came to say,

Rudolph your sleigh looks all right

Take our vaccines round tonight.

Then all the people loved him,

And they shouted quietly (so as not to risk spreading the virus that they no longer had. but TV ads had told them to do anyway_),

Rudolph the red masked reindeer

Now we can be Covid free.